Sometime I just watch my hamster run around and around on its wheel, never getting anywhere, never realizing that she is runs around aimlessly, and then i think to myself. Damn, if i had the motivation to run as much as she does i would be a skinny ass person
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via bewareforiamtheboxghost)
said no black child that is still with us (via regalgoddess)
(Source: ninjabosskennywu, via fuck-me-lana)
i fucking hate you mom
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
(via rathood)
I don’t think I can hate any educational software program more than I hate Mastering Chemistry. Fucking anal piece of shit, mother fucker.
