Sometime I just watch my hamster run around and around on its wheel, never getting anywhere, never realizing that she is runs around aimlessly, and then i think to myself. Damn, if i had the motivation to run as much as she does i would be a skinny ass person
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
i fucking hate you mom
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
I don’t think I can hate any educational software program more than I hate Mastering Chemistry. Fucking anal piece of shit, mother fucker.